The World of O
About Me

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Here's more than you probably want to know about me...

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Were could I possibly start? I'm not too sure if you know what your getting yourself into here... Well I'm a 22 year old university student living in Victoria B.C. I'd like to think that I'm a pretty stuborn guy with his head screwed on straight that can't spell worth a shit (In case you haven't already noticed.).
I've spent most of my working life as a landscaper in a small town outside of Calgary were I made it my holy crusade to lay down sod on every square inch of this earth. My aquaintances would know me as Col but my friends call me The SODIMIZER! Wreaking havok on poor unlandscaped soils my reputation slowly grew over the years... but alas, all of the greats of this world must fall. I too think that maybe I should throw in the towel and go back to working at Arby's. We'll just have to see.
On a completly different note I own probably the best truck in existance and a kick ass motor bike... both of which I love. Intrestingly enough I have two analogus roomates which also rock. With out them (My roomates) I'd probably be selling crack on the streets of L.A.
I'm currently trying my hardest to be a surfer without too much luck. I'd like to say that it's tons of fun but I've watched Jaws way to early in life. I am of course a master-baker coming in 5th in Calgary for a pie baking contest and am currently perfecting a special Irish blood pudding.
It's scary but I'm basically a scientist. I almost have a degree in biology and will hopefully be working in some biological weapons factory some where in the middle east. Soon I will teach those ignorant westerner's a thing or two about Ala.
Right now I'm pimping inorder to pay my tuition. It's going pretty good so far... I've got 5 bitches and I control most of the downtown streets ( Vic doesn't have that much prostitutes you know. ). So If you know of any Ho's looking for work get them to give me a ring.


I think I may have a brain tumor.


Lastly I think that I am THE world's luckiest guy. I tend to have both really bad luck and extreamly good luck. I'm lucky enough to have lots of the best friends anyone could ask for in this world and my parents rock too.

I'll also try to include some pictures that I feel represent me... as soon as I get some. For now I quess this will just have to do.

Grasshopper

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( This is a picture of me playing with my monkey )

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( This is me after I've played with my monkey )

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Favorite Stuff

In this area, I'll list some of the things that I like best, for example:

Favorite TV Show: Junk Yard Wars on TLC
Favorite Movie:Army of Darkness
Favorite Music:Heterosexual man by The Odds
Favorite Book:Ender's Game
Favorite Beer:BUD
Favorite Food:Anything that's mostly meat.
People I Most Admire:Myself... ok maybe my mommy.

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This is about how often I use my brain

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Favorite Quotes

"Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today."
- Og Mandino {1923-1996}

"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
--Albert Einstein

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"If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare composed poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, "Here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well."
- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Wisdom begins in wonder."
-- Socrates

Most look up and admire the stars. A champion climbs a mountain and grabs one.
~~Unknown

Risk more than others think is safe.
Care more than others think is wise.
Dream more than others think is practical.
Expect more than others think is
possible.
~~Unknown

When fate closes a door go in through a window.
--unknown

" I drool like a dog! "
~~ AJ

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