My Philosophy

For now I've only going to give the abreviated version:
Never be a wimp cause you'll never have fun, Always invite your friends cause you'll need someone to help you remember all the good times and Always try to appretiate what you've got cause if you loose it and you never sat down to appretiate it you'll be kicking yourself in the balls.

So you may be wondering..." Hum... I wonder if Col did ever end up getting a surf board." Well I did. I've managed to order a custom board which is being made for me ass we speak from Addiction surf boards. Soon I will be cruising in style. You should check out my pictures page. It's got pictures taken where I surf out here so you have an idea of what it's like. Yes we do have to wear wetsuits and yes we do actually get some pretty good waves.

Editorial of the Week:

There's nothing quite as nice as the sound of a scream from a close friend. It's true, as hard as that is to beleive. Try walking up to a close friend of yours and belting out a couple of head splitting notes right into their ear. I bet you'll kill yourself laughing.

Recent studies done in Yorkshire, England have come to the conclusion after studying 8,341 middle aged adults that a good scream does good for a friendship. Researchers on team "S" have been studying the positive benefits of letting out a couple of high octives. "Damage to the interior of the basal membrane and cochlea have profound benefits on taste and other senses." said researcher David Kim. Apparently by "josling" the delicate bones in the middle ear you help to improve other senses. " We haven't yet found the exact mechanism by which this works yet. But in the mean time we're making strong recomendations to the Journal of Human Health to expose the average person to at least 100 microexposures of extreamly intense (100,000 Db @ 20,000 Hz) "sound therapy" per hour.

In the eye's of this editorialist we can't start soon enough. My father who is both blind and olfactory disabled has been getting the treatments on a regular basis. Soon he'll be seeing and smelling me to his hearts content. In the mean time do yourself and a good friend a favor and give them a "friend scream".

- Te~Amo

I've Had it!

Or did I? Well I couldn't help but ramble on bit here.... I mean like come on... as if you wouldn't if you had your own webpage. Anyways I was thinking the other day. Missunderstanding can evolve into ignorance of truth. Missconceptions breed missconceptions. What is the truth? Knlowledge is based on what we assume is the truth, but what if, what we assume to be true is actually a missconception? Then we'd know nothing. To complicate the issue further, truth can only regress into missconceptions. There is no retrograde motion. Hence what I assume to be true is only a close facsimily to the best guess of what is true. Knowledge must be relative to our own ideas of truth. Then who are we to judge knowledge? This alpha-centric relative view of the universe is useless to all but ourselves. After all that is the theory of relativity. Reletivly speaking I can base all that I call truth on what I assume to be knowledge which is not based on missconceptions. This still proves that no one can prove anything... which is a paradox. It's crazy what can run through your head at 3:00AM on a tuesday morning... or so it would seem...

-Col

Picture this...

Could you imagine a world without troubles? Well beleive it or not most heroine addicts have found that world. Just imagine all you problems disappearing with-in a few moments only to enter into a world of happiness and bliss. A team of reaserchers at the University of Wyoming think they might have stumbled on one of the biggest breakthroughs of the decade. "Heroine is both safe and fun" stated Richard Kerblesky yesterday at a public news conference. "With the help of my team of researchers soon everyone will be enjoying they're free right as americans to use heroin as a safe alternative to alcohol." By implementing bill 108 people will be given regular heroin shots through-out the week. Afterall we all deserve a break every now and then.

-Tom Petty

My Opinions on Current Events

Ya so there's this guy with whom I was supposed to buy a surfboard from. Let me tell you.... If I had actually EVER met him face to face I would buy the board soly to ram it up his ass while head-butting him in the teeth. What an ass. Man I don't know how people like that survive in a world like this. I guess he's the type of guy who's thankful for social assistance. Well Bruce Reed I hope you have a great time trying to sell surf boards while your roting in hell. Thank you very much.
Oh yeah and I hate hippies.

Give a Tree a Hug:

El 12 de enero de 2000 se publicó en el «Boletín Oficial del Estado» la Ley Orgánica 4/2000, de 11 de enero (RCL 2000\72 y 209), sobre derechos y libertades de los extranjeros en España y su integración social, habiéndose detectado durante su vigencia aspectos en los que la realidad del fenómeno migratorio supera las previsiones de la norma.
Al mismo tiempo, nuestra normativa debe ser conforme con los compromisos asumidos por España, concretamente, con las conclusiones adoptadas por los Jefes de Estado y de Gobierno de los Estados miembros de la Unión Europea los días 16 y 17 de octubre de 1999 en Tampere sobre la creación de un espacio de libertad, seguridad y justicia.
La reforma de la Ley Orgánica 4/2000 parte de la situación y características de la población extranjera en España, no sólo en la actualidad, sino de cara a los años venideros, regulándose la inmigración desde la consideración de ésta como un hecho estructural que ha convertido a España en un país de destino de los flujos migratorios y, por su situación, también en un punto de tránsito hacia otros Estados, cuyos controles fronterizos en las rutas desde el nuestro han sido eliminados o reducidos sustancialmente.
Por otra parte, esta normativa forma parte de un planteamiento global y coordinado en el tratamiento del fenómeno migratorio en España, que contempla desde una visión amplia todos los aspectos vinculados al mismo, y, por ello, no sólo desde una única perspectiva, como pueda ser la del control de flujos, la de la integración de los residentes extranjeros, o la del codesarrollo de los países de origen, sino todas ellas conjuntamente.

-Bryan Singer

Why are pubic hairs curly?

Well let me tell you... this isn't the first time someone asked me this question. Basically for the same reason why your asshole has two seperate schfincters. To keep stuff out. By keeping your pubic hair very short and curly (hence the nick-name) your body is setting up a physical barrier against stuff like twigs and bugs. At least thats the biological answer. Personally I think our pubes are short and curly to simulate a futuristic alternative to down. Just think of the insulating properties! I've slowly been filling a pillow bag over the past couple of years while out here in victoria. Soon I'm gonna have myself one of the most comfy and fluffy pillows on the face of the planet. Mass production plans are in the works so E-mail me if you wanna reserve yourself a model. Well I hope that answers your question.

-col