The Tribute to Calvin and Hobbes

Well I don't know about you guys but I can't imagine another comic in which I can associate better with. I'm not that huge of a comic fan but this was the best there EVER was. Calvin is like my ID and Hobbes my Super Ego. Join them together and add lots of inflation and "KAPLOOEE" you've got my ego! I love Calvin's quotes and idea's, so much I decided to post some of my favorites. SO please join me in busting a gut (as my mom would say).

When faced with the delema of naming a giant monster snowman Calvin called him; and I quote "The Torment Of Existance Weighed Against The Horror Of Nonbeing." And of course: "Scientific Progress goes "BOINK""

-I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
-You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.
-If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
-Reality continues to ruin my life.
-What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?
-Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
-I couldn't read it because my parents forgot to pay the gravity bill.
-I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway.
-It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
-Oh, great altar of passive entertainment... Bestow upon me thy discordant images at such speed as to render linear thought impossible!
-Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
-It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
-A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
-I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
-I'll draw some stars to show pain and human suffering.
-I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?
-People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
-I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
-Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?
-But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

-Childhood is short, maturity is forever.
-The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity the tell the difference.
-History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
-To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
-There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
-I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.
-A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
-I'M SIGNIFICANT!...screamed the dust speck.
-It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
-Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.